I’ll start with the punch line: The doctors were wrong and I’m still alive.
But, they could easily have been right and the terminal diagnosis they gave me finally made me walk the walk of the philosophy that I had embraced in every major aspect of my life but one: Off and on (but mostly on) ever since I was fifteen, I had smoked. I could not possibly have done anything more antithetical to the way I lived and approached most of the rest of my life. Well, except for food but that’s another sad tale, though it does play a part in this one.
So, there I was, minding my own business, trying to see a new doctor about some middle aged menstrual hijinks I was dealing with, when the doc ordered a chest x-ray because I was smoker. Let’s call that x- ray the first domino in the cascade of medical encounters I was about to experience. It came back showing a suspicious lung nodule. The subsequent CT of the suspicious lung nodule came back showing a suspicious kidney mass consistent with renal cell carcinoma. Put the two together, the kidney mass and the lung tumor now consistent with metastatic disease, and they equal a cancer that is considered incurable.
I was told that I had six to eighteen months to live.
So, I went for a walk. Fortunately, I had recently begun a campaign to improve my lifestyle habits mainly because smaller fat women were starting to orbit me. Walking and healthy eating had become my weapons for improving my life. I knew smoking and overweight were interferences that had prevented me from remaining healthy. The irony is, even as my new doc was telling me that I had incurable cancer, he was also telling me how healthy I was because my blood work looked fabulous, I had low/normal blood pressure and was completely symptom-free. How mind bogglingly insane is that?
My understanding of health – an understanding we at Life University call vital health* – was already serving me well because, as a fat smoker with cancer, I understood the fact that I was unhealthy as hell. On the other hand, the doc’s way of thinking allowed him to tell me I was a dead duck in one breath and how healthy I was in the next. It was clear to me that, in my doctor’s mind, all my “health” would do for me would be to extend the inevitable for a few months – I had no chance to survive. At that point, there was little chance for survival in my own mind. I did know that if I had any chance at all to survive, I would have to remove the outrageous interference from cigarettes. My understanding of vital health told me that life could find a way but I surely had given death a head start.
Smoking had interfered with the expression of health in my life and now I was determined not to let it interfere with the expression of health in my death. Vitalism had always told me that death is a natural part of life and has its own wisdom, just as life does. In order to die a healthy death, I would not be one of those people who pull poison from a cigarette with her dying breath. I would walk and be as active as my performance status allowed. I would give my dying body the best foods in their most unprocessed state. If doing all that allowed me to survive, it would be a gift. But, I was more motivated by the desire to not interfere with the natural process of dying. If my body’s life was designed to express health without interference, I trusted that death was designed the same way.
So, facing a terminal cancer diagnosis, I stopped smoking. I’m told now by many ex-smokers that a terminal disease would be like a ticket to smoke again. I’m told by current smokers that there is no way they could stop smoking under that kind of stress. For me, the possibility of dying a healthy death finally congealed the vital health truth I’d always known but had been unable to live.
As a spectacularly slow learner, I salute each and every one of you who are able to live your lives free from self inflicted interference with your innately engendered health. And to those of you who have come to your health through the side door, welcome.
* “Vital health” is a model of health care that includes modern vitalism or neo-vitalism, which Life University defines as the “…recognition that the universe itself is self-conscious and, as such, continually creates itself as a dynamic system wherein living organisms are self-developing, self-maintaining and self-healing.”
Post Script to the Prequel: After several weeks, from Thanksgiving to the end of January, I underwent a multitude of doctor visits, tests, scans, consultations, culminating in surgery on February 5. I had simultaneous thoracotomy (removing a lung tumor) and nephrectomy (removing the cancerous kidney). Pathology showed that the lung tumor was benign, meaning my kidney cancer was not Stage 4 Renal Cell Carcinoma that had spread to my lung, as the doctors had thought. It was actually Stage 1b and thankfully still confined to the kidney. I am starting on my eleventh year in remission – still trying to learn how to be so grateful for my life that I can be grateful for all its lessons, even death.
Post Post Script to the Prequel: How is this about the Happy LIFE and the year of living positively? Well, for one thing, after this experience, you’d think I’d be the most grateful person on the planet, wouldn’t you? And, I believe that I was indeed thankful to God and every person who graced my life during that time. Ten years later, a simple little program of “happy habits” has made it clear that gratitude cannot only be something that we feel; it must be something that we do. One of the simplest actions of gratitude is to count our blessings and, by committing to writing down three of them each day, I learned how much richer my life could be. And, just so you know, I count each person who reads this far as a blessing. Thank you.
(Note: This post, aside from the countless postscripts and notes, was adapted – only a little – from one of the “Vitalism Signs” columns I had the great privilege of writing for Today’s Chiropractic Lifestyles, a publication of Life University.)